Communication Problems

I haven't been able to use my Yahoo! email account in a week. I think my cookie went moldy or something. But it was driving me crazy. And I blame it all on Google. I don't know how, but I'm sure they read about me being mad about the blog thing and they poisoned my Yahoo cookie. I'm pretty sure they were behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance as well, but they cover their tracks really well. I wouldn't put time travel beyond them, so they could be responsible for many things.