Friends-za

My LG2 was half empty yesterday. One kid would come in, and say hi and then tell me that so-and-so would be absent Friends-za. Well, that's nice, I hope they are enjoying Friends-za. But after awhile one smart kid said - "Friends-za sick". Oh, they have a cold? No, In-Friends-Za! Has the light bulb gone on yet. They have influenza. Half the kids were sick with the flu. You know they other half are carriers. And I am doomed.