If You Are Pissy and You Know It...

So this weeks big lesson is teaching them happy, sad, angry, sleepy, surprised and confused. Then I teach them the song "If You Are Happy and You Know It...". It's going over pretty well. I also let each kid draw a smiley face on the board. Getting to use the teacher's markers to write on the board brings such joy you can't imagine. But the devious side of me has considered teaching a less sweet version of the song I came up with that goes something along these lines

If you are stoned and you know it gobble munchies...
If you are depressed and you know it grab some booze...
If you are paranoid and you know it make a tinfoil hat...
If you are horny and you know it touch yourself...
If you are naive and you know it then loan me some money...
If you are stupid then you don't know it and what's the point?...

and

If you are an idiot and you know run for president...